this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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