He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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