Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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