Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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