Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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