i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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