Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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