JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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