Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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