is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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