Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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