Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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