woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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