Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Drunk is a universal language darling
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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