Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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