this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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