I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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