so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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