Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
zippers are such a cool invention
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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