Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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