Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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