i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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