i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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