Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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