yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
