So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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