Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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