"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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