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she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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