He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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