and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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