Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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