I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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