do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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