if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
