i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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