why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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