why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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