He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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