my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
