I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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