You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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