And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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