he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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