She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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