I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
There r osticjed everywhere
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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