Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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