**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
where are my eyebrows?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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