What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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