another moral hangover. fuck.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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