drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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