I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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