Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
