The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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