Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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