I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
